Okay, so it's homecoming weekend, so we have the stupid fireworks show tomorrow night.

i get an email at 11:33 tonight telling me that my car has to be moved by 11:30 or it will be towed, either that or be crushed by flaming fireworks.

Im like, fuck, thats stupid. so i emailed them back to confirm the time, they emailed me back at THREE IN THE MORNING telling me i have to move it NOW. So i go all the way down there in my pajamas, and there's a fucking ticket on my hood for $20. I look around. The lot is full. Every single car has a $20 ticket on it.

I get in the car, and try to leave. And there's a fucking partition in the driveway. So i called them up and i was like WTF? how do you expect me to move? So they're like wait ten minutes and we'll send someone to move it. And im like fuck that it's a stupid little wooden sign with homecoming flags on it, i can move it myself. So i moved the fucking sign, IT FUCKING PINCHED ME, and i got in my car and drove away.

Turns out the only available parking is a mile away from my dorm at the bottom of the steepest hill on campus, so it took me twenty fucking minutes to angrily stomp back. Ten feet away from my door, i realize that i left my cell phone in the car. I'm like fuck it, i don't even care anymore, and i kept walking.

In my inbox is a snarky little reminder that i was SUFFICIENTLY warned about the restrictions. Fuming, i wrote a curse-ridden email back to Campus Security. I then realize two minutes later that they did send everyone a warning letter three days ago, but it was buried in my email and i didn't read it.

So i sent a reply saying it was stupid and obviously a lot of people didn't get the memo and they shouldn't be charging full price for a temporary Campus mandate for stupid fireworks.

I am SO pissed right now.

And also kind of worried that i might get in trouble for calling the head of Campus Security and asswipe...

that whole situation sounds aggrevating. Apparently lots of people weren't well informed if the lot was full. AND you got a ticket, even if its only for $20 I'd be pissed.

My motto in life has always been " You fuck with my money, you fuck with my emotions" LOL

lol yeah i agree. money is a very important part of my life.

wow, that sucks so much, i would be so pissed?
i don't remember where do you go to school?

Cornell College in Podunk, Iowa.
dont stalk me now. haha.

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And also kind of worried that i might get in trouble for calling the head of Campus Security and asswipe...

that had me laughing really loudly...
then i read the whole thing to courtney


lol

Well, y'know what they say. When life hands you lemons...

SQUIRT THEM IN PEOPLES EYES!

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No way the town you go to school in is actually called Podunk, is it? That would be too funny.

lol
no
Mount Vernon