wow that sucks about your dog. majorly. man i would be pissed.

yeah i have a "friend" who doesn't like condoms, so she's on the pill. But she's a total slut and slept with like sixty guys in the past three months. And WHOOPS contracted gonorrhea. That was not a fun sixty phone calls.

Though with her it's not so much persuading her to have safe sex, it's persuading her to have more exclusive sex.

I know. I'm such a wuss about my dog. I'm sure she would still be with us and healthy as a horse today if we had not put her down. She was sooo pretty too.

SIXTY GUYS?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! Ew ew ew.

Some people don't have safe sex, BUT it's easier to convince them when you have high resolution pictures of STI's (including sores, puss, blisters, blood etc) HAHA It should bother me, but I didn't mind having those visuals lol

And 60 guys is a bit much, the word is "slut-a-shiss" (it was used in Flavor of love charm school if you aren't familiar lol)

*blinks innocently*

I don't touch boys. They have cooties.

do you have any high resolution pictures of cooties, erik?

The funny thing is I have a boyfriend... three years now.

You know what we do when we're alone together?

We call each other smelly and play Nintendo. I kid you not.

Lucy kinda looks like American Idol's Carly Smithson with straight dark hair!

 

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i thought euthanasia was a fun topic.

I dunno, I think she's prettier than Carly Smithson. But I'm bias - I wasn't a fan of that girl. At all.

I'm not too sure how I feel about assisted suicide for humans. But also, I'm one of those people who is so annoyingly happy they'd probably just try to convince the person to live instead of helping them.

I agree that Lucy is prettier than her, but that is a nice picture of Carly, and she's not an unattractive girl by any means. I'm bias too though, I kinda liked her after kinda disliking her @ the beggining of American Idol (somehow i got sucked into this last season). She sang while she had a blue tongue, pulled out a shirt that said "Simon Likes Me (This Week)" and got a tattoo of the #7 on her knuckle when she made it to the top 7.

yesterday, i bought  "Are you there vodka, it's me Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler.
it's hilarious

dude she's really pretty
i love her eyebrows

She's pretty, but a different pretty than you. Though you both have intense (in tents?) blue eyes.

Chelsea Handler is DEFINETLY one of my favorite comedians. I was just thinking the other day about asking if anyone on here watches her show. Chelsea Lately keeps me going. Does it reveal crazy wild stories like I'm hoping it will? I remember her talking about pretending her Dad was her boyfriend to bump up to first class or something? Anyway I love that biotch and her kahslopiss.

What..

.. a whirlwind.

i LOVE Chelsea Handler. She is hilarious, much funnier than Sarah Silverman IMO. I was extremely disappointed though cuz last year my Psych teacher looked exactly like her, but wasn't fun at all.

haha apparently that story is in the book, but i'm not there yet.
the part that i'm reading right now is about how three fourteen year olders jumped her after telling her she was a stupid cunt.
and she's still talking about "girls behaving badly"
she's about to meet chuy.
my favorite chapter so far is definetly the first one.
you can read that one online actually.

so i finished the book
the last chapter is the one you were talking about, jeraldo.
it's one of the funniest.
still, it does not beat the first one and the one were she gets thrown in jail.