come onnn i know everyone has to some pictures like this!

Wow, that's real high fashion!!! It's like the circus freak photoshoot but your actually selling the garment!!!

gosh I know i rocked it. i really emphised the hell out of that teeshirt and tank top.

*sigh* i love my webcam.

I'm gonna by that shirt in the hopes it will make me look as edgy!!

yes. because we all want big noses and enlarged eyes. super high fashion! *strikes friece model pose and breaks wall with hand* shit. *duct tapes it* uhm... Bree did it!

That was my wall!!! I'm suing again!!!

(OOOOO I hope I get half the covergirl contract money in court!!)

who said anything about a covergirl contract?

ITS ALL FAKE!!!

ITS COVER-PEOPLE NOW HELLO. if Jeraldo wins he cannot be the spokes person for cover girl considering after all he is lacking in the female parts.. hence he is a boy not a girl therefore Jeraldo cannot be a cover girl


YEAH COVER PEOPLE!

Are you saying Jeraldo can't win the covergirl contract??? lol That's so sexist, he can be a cover girl if he wants too.... Isis was gonna do it, why cant he!!!

COVERPEOPLE. come on now..

he can be! just change the name to COVER PEOPLE.

unless he wants to chop off his.. ya know. male parts.

Well I don't know what his deal is with the chopping, but I think we shouldn't put limitations on the covergirl contract. Coverpeople makes it sound like he gets to be on the cover of people magazine.... and thats not fashion at all!

Jeraldo for covergirl all the way!!!!

*looks for somthing to cut of his you know boy part*

No one said being covergirl was gunna be easy!

Tyra always says modeling is a lot harder than just being pretty. He knew what he was getting into..... LOL

*holds scissors behind back* ohhh jeraldooo-kinsss <333 I have a present for youu!

I feel I should warn him, but then that means he loses the contract. You could make him much more marketable mel, but then he wont be able to pose for the cover of GQ..... I'm conflicted now

ISIS!!

IT SOLVES EVERYTHINGG!!!

JERALDOIS!! THE NEW FACE OF GQ AND COVERGIRL!!

its the best of both worlds... *makes appointment for breast implants for Jerlado* and he gets to keep his ya know!

I think thats a perfect solution!!! Since we've appointed ourselves his publicists/agents I think we should start getting him some work. I think he could make a big splash doing some shoots with Jefrey Star, Rosie O'donell, and Rue Paul!!!

yes. and we should make sure she interviews on the following shows:

The View
Oprah
Tyra's Show
Rosie O'Donnoll
Anything that attracts old people
Howard Stern
Regis  and Kelly
and some air time on the soup.

*gets all manger type* HE IS GOING TO BE HUGE!

He is soooo lucky he has us working for him. I think we should double our salary, since we're working overtime. I was thinking we can get him a spot on American Idol.... even though he isn't known for singing... He could be in one of the commercials where the kids are advertising the new ford cars LOL

oh yes and dancing with the stars! and that whole talent show and we can give him like an hour commerical before the superbowl. yeah know.

double our salaries? what are you THINKING!?!

TRIPLEEEEE THEMM!