Dancing with the stars, I can't believe I didn't think of that. Way to think outside the box!!!! And since he's the newest face of covergirl he will alternate between male and female dance partners, we're gonna make millions off of that publicity!!

We should get him all the exposure we can, then wen cycle 3's winner is announced we drop him before he knows what hit him.... I hope he didn't read that last part... LOL

well you may be hoping he didnt read that last part.. im hoping he doesnt take offence to that whole snipping of the male parts.. thats a lawsuit waiting to happen!


BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS WE BLAME MANNY (because shes never on...) TAKE THE MONEY SNORT MAGICAL ALASKAN PIXIE DUST AND END UP IN HAWAII HOKAY? HOKAY

Yeah, i say we blame everyone and not my boredom with biochem and physiology. That had nothing to do with it. I'll point fingers at everyone as long as I'm safe in hawaii.

yes hawaii!


oh.. and when bree wins we go on a WHOLE different campaing trail...im talking Comsopolitan Cover and uhm Seventeen cover and uhm no GQ.. because well brees a girl...

AND WE HAVE TO HOP THE CANADIAN BORDER! IT'LL BE BADASSSS.

actually.. not hop.. we can just ... well.. walk.. there is no border... the mounties... well they.. we'll walk..

We should set up a mountie themed shoot for her. Like one where she's dressed as a mountie, but somehow fashion??? Or maybe dressed as a canuck? Hmmmm It's a lot harder to market Bree's canadian charm

well we can always go from the cheese angle...

ITS UN BREELIEVABLE!

JOIN THE BREEVOLUTION!!
Can't get your kids to leave home?? STOP COOKING WITH BRIE!!!

BTW Connan "Cannuck" is just slang for "Canadian" unless you are referring to the Vancouver hockey team.

*protects junk*

phew, Im glad you guys decided against that one. covergirl really needs to expand their model horizons to guys, and maybe children. maybe a goat?

I don't know how great that switching of partners bodes for my image, but oh well Ill be a little scampy to get to the top! Especially if you two could get me on the soup! I would - quadrouple your salaries! Yes, meaning youd both get 4 boxes of girl scout cookies a week. HUH!? Drop me for someone else?!?!

*sues Connan*
*takes Mels cookies*

mmmmmm....samoas......

I just want to say I had nothing to do with steering Jeraldo's career in the "publicity whore" direction... that was ALLL Mel. I said we should book him for classy stuff like movies with A-list actors, library grand openings, and editorial shoots. Mel wouldn't have it, she went Mad with power and was all about the money/cookies  LOL

Are you sure Bree?? My High school mascot was the Canuk. There was a female canuk too! They were woodsy people, with flannel and a fake axe. I thought Canuk meant canadian woodsmen LMAO

o.o!

WAY TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS CONNAN!

Jerladois.. don't listen to him he was all for choping your junk and throwing in some implants..
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HE EVEN WANTED YOU TO HAVE A VARATION OF PARTENS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS! *gasp* BAD CONNAN!


I really do like the caps lock..

HAHAHA I wasn't for the implants, but I wasn't against them either. That's something you can be against only after the fact!! lol

I feel so bad about this mixup I'm willing to drop my salary down to only 3.5 boxes of cookies. Mel should be dropped back down to 1 box though, especially after the Dancing with the stars booking!!! Everyone knows Jeraldo should be on american idol! LOL

Okay okay, as long as no one is for chopping my junk off now I'll get BUTT implants so I can model for Coverbutt and be the biggest ass in online reality tv (move over kim kardashian's vlog).

Also.

Please don't sue me..


again.  

o.o.. i wasn't talking about getting implants in your butt...

We don't have to worry about that anymore  BUT on the plus side, clinically speaking Butt implants are the most tricky because they're prone to infection more so than other implants. lol

What implants can we trick/talk Bree into? I'm thinking a Jaslene style chin implant.

maybe some angelina jolie lips and uhm jlo butt. hmm.


she can be versitile ive we implant a penis to... but thats up to her..

You two! Stop tampering with peoples anatomy!  

Talk about versatile, she could walk the runways all over the world for both mens and women's wear!!! I think she'll be ok with all the "enhancements", it'll be a mr. Potato head type thing to keep her versatile!!!

I don't know about the JLo booty though, we don't want a repeat of Cycle 1 ANTM baby phat runway with Kimora.